The Rake is a Pie

You've come to the wrong place.
Unless you like blogs that will make you do everything I say (including steal a select group of people's every possession.)

To be honest, I'm just a down to earth guy who happens to like making people feel terrified by my presence.
And what's so bad about that? So a couple of people end up turning into chickens (long story) but I said I was sorry and paid them back in birdseed (it was actually birdseed for turkies ,he he he, but don't tell) so everything turned out alright. All right. Al right. EVERYTHING TURNED OUT FINE, I MEAN.

This is the first post on this blog so I suppose I should tell you how things work. I won't, but I should.

Yours hatefully,

CoDF